Simultaneously wildly off the mark and spot on:
The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis
Every house you live in must be outfitted with a walk in closet. Just in case.
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
Your wanderlust is pretty serious this time of year.
Redwall by Brian Jacques
You’re a staunch vegetarian and have a vast wine cellar. You also have really weird prejudices against random animals.